History of Farting by Bart Benjamin

Author:Bart, Benjamin
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781782431411
Publisher: Michael O' Mara Books
Published: 2013-04-10T16:00:00+00:00

DAD: “Don’t blame the bloody dog, Dave.”

DAVE: “No Dad.”

The Doona Lifter Fart.

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In northern Europe, this is better known as the Duvet Lifter, or in China as the Quilt Lifter. Whatever the geography, cause and effect is the same. Too many brussel sprouts with the quiche lorraine, too much mao tai with the chicken in black bean, and at around about 3am, WHOOOOMBA. Sometimes the doona/duvet/quilt lands on the floor which is unsatisfactory, particularly in winter. On the other hand doonas/duvets/quilts have strong muffling qualities, which means that you can often get away with a good post-midnight fart with hardly any consequences at all. It is a reminder also of the old saying that the honeymoon is over when your partner farts in bed.

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